Brain Dump
- My lawyer charges me eighteen bucks for an email. Eighteen bucks. And there wasn't even any good p0rn in it. It will be worth it if the divorce comes through soon.
- Apple's offering Safari for Windows. I've used Safari on a Mac for some time and believe me when I say what a horrible idea. If you want to know what Safari is like, look for an old verion of Firefox 1.0.1. I was going to write that this is Apple's worst idea since Newton, or even Lisa, but those were products that were ahead of the curve. This is a real bad piece of catch-up. I hope that this isn't something that's iPhone related, but I'm guessing it is.
- (Nölff + Fatrobot) - sarcasm = Manimal - British accent
- I totally stole the math bit from Nölff.
- My kids' school had an end-of-the-year concert. The first song the band played was identified in the program as 'When the Band Comes Marching In.' It was, I stress, an instrumental--no words were sung--but I really wanted to sing out the lyrics of this grand old piece of Americana:
Oh, when the band
For fuck's sake--are we really living in a society where we can't even use the title of century-old folk/jazz/gospel song in school? No one was singing the words, even though I'm sure everyone knew them. Who does this thinking protect, and from what does it protect them? I'm all for separation of church and state, but I'm also for a modicum of common sense. This is a song that has deep roots in Americana, and we can't even play it in school without Bowdlerizing it?
Comes Marching in
Oh when the band comes marching in
Oh, Unspecified Deity, I want to be in that number
When the band comes marching in! - If someone wants to send me eighteen dollars, I'd be glad to email them. Hell, I'll give you a discount, and email you for fifteen.
yeharr
posted by Balloon Pirate at 10:43 PM
15 Comments:
geez, my mom's lawyer -- in wisconsin -- charges more than 30 bucks per email!
you're a bargain.
$18? Jesus wept, not only did you deserve p0rn but also a Thai-bride...
ummm...I always thought Saints referred to a team or something and not those ancient pagan gods/goddess coopted by christianity.
Silly me.
You...
are on FI-YAH today!!!!
I didn't get a word you said about the Mac/safari/iphone/lisalisacultjam thing but I did get the Nolff thing. Nolff and Fatrobot are funny. funny funny boys.
i'll give you a post comment for free
my lawyer charges by the hour plus materials
no extra for correspondence or anything
Cad: My lawyer does the same. He categorizes everything by the minute, apparently.
yeharr
my husband said he would have charged you for the whole hour. i told him that lawyers have no soul. i might be sleeping on the couch.
alternatley fatrobot - nolff = lasagna
but lasagna x(797x-7y) / 1500(3x - 5incerdible hulk action figure) = water balloon
see?
simple
I think the PC police have gone a little overboard.
Fatro: You have many maths.
UWL: While the PC police are worrying over whether or not the line art illustration of a Doctor looks 'too Jewish,' ID activists are still trying to destroy our ability to think.
yeharr
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!!
You should have sung the lyrics out loud! For one it’s such a catchy song and second it would have been great blogging material! But I’m sure your kids are so much happier this way…
Nölff? Nöff is Swedish for oinq (hmm… spell check did not recognise this. Isn’t oinq what the pigs say in the US?)
Big hug on Fathers day!
"Nólff" is French for rad. "Nölff" is Austrian for Splendid Scientist.
It's all in the pronunciation.
I downloaded the Safari for my work PC. I can't get it to work.
Sooooo....
if you go on a Swedish safari with an Austrian scientist you get a French pig? Who says oinq?
I am just not so good with the maths.
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