And the Winner Is...
My ex-wife.* Sorry.
But she came up with the best name. Not necessarily the most creative name, or even the most original rasslin' name, but the best name for Ronald as a rassler.
After all, she's known him a lot longer than you guys have.
So as he steps into the ring, he will be introduced as:
GOLDENRON!
You guys came up with some great ideas.
The top five:
Yeharr
*Or more correctly, my soon-to-be-ex-wife. Hence, the acronym STBEW.
But she came up with the best name. Not necessarily the most creative name, or even the most original rasslin' name, but the best name for Ronald as a rassler.
After all, she's known him a lot longer than you guys have.
So as he steps into the ring, he will be introduced as:
GOLDENRON!
You guys came up with some great ideas.
The top five:
- Ronaldo Power, by Guy Wonders
- Ron Havoc, Weeone
- Ron-cho Libre, Heidi the Hick
- Rorschach Ronald, Madame X
- The Golden Nipple, me (hey, I gotta be honest)
- (dis)Honourable mention: The Gay Haircut, Daniel
Yeharr
*Or more correctly, my soon-to-be-ex-wife. Hence, the acronym STBEW.
posted by Balloon Pirate at 7:45 AM
9 Comments:
Damn...that is a good one!
Though he may have to worry about his arch nemesis Clare E. Ton
I am honoured to be your #3.
YAY! I got a (dis) honourable mention!
Is this a play on the color "Goldenrod"?
If so, I doubt many rasslin' fans will understand what it means.
Blog is up and running. Thanks for letting me know that it wasn't just me!
okay, yeah, goldenron really is a good one..
perhaps she was inspired by that hickey.
X: Good thing he has his tag-team partner, Hista Mean
Heidi: You're number one in my book, no matter where you were on my list.
Daniel: When I read yours, I laughed loud enough to startle the folks around me. It's a great name, but it's not a rasslin' name--it's a supervillain name.
Yes, clint, it is. Around here, everyone knows what Goldenrod is.
UWL: glad to help.
Terry: eww. stop reminding me.
Yeharr
I could have been a contender.
I'm just happy to get a mention and to make you laugh.
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